Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-Benjamin Franklin You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer-Frank Zappa He was a wise man who invented beer- Plato Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza-Dave Barry I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day-Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools- Ernest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut-Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on-Dean Martin Work is the curse of the drinking classes-Oscar Wilde I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy-Tom Waits 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?-Stephen Wright Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me-Winston Churchill Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world-Kaiser Wilhelm I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer-Homer Simpson.